(In case you didn’t have enough to do ONE week before Christmas)

-If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why are banks called branches?

-If you were to drive down a road going in reverse but WITH traffic, would you get a ticket?

-Bunnies don’t lay eggs, so why the heck does the Easter bunny deliver them?

-Where does the smell of Jello go once it sets?  (It was there before you added water)

-If grapes don’t smell, how can there be a grape scent?

-When you’re about to get clobbered by something, why do people yell “HEADS UP!”

-What force provokes people to touch the wall despite there being a sign which says “Wet Paint”

HAVE…TO…TOUCH….THE….WET…..PAINT

-Where were the woodpeckers kept on Noah’s ark?

-How can ‘caregiver’ and ‘caretaker’ mean the exact same thing?

-How can something be ‘new’ and ‘improved’ at the same time?

-Why do doctors and nurse practitioners leave the room when patients change?  (We’re going to see them naked anyway)  My patient asked me this once…I didn’t have an answer

-This one’s for my son (he’s a redhead):  If a redhead works in a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?  HAHAHA

-If FE=Iron than does FEMALE = Iron Man?

-If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

HUH??

-Why are there Braille dots on the keypads of DRIVE UP ATMS?

-My nose is running and my feet smell…Umm enough said

-Do cars that say DODGE need horns?

-How do they get deer to cross at the yellow sign?

WHERE’S THE YELLOW SIGN????

-If you eat pasta and antipasta, are you still hungry?

I’ll post all answers next week.  Happy pondering!