So, it’s been like 3 weeks since I put out my first post. My goal is one post per week, preferably on Mondays. But before you get all judgmental on my ass and remind me that I missed a few posts, why don’t YOU try to putting out a blog.
This shit ain’t easy, and I still have no clue what I’m doing! I have added more books to my library, as you can see here:
Yes, there are a LOT of books for Dummies out there and I am not ashamed to admit that even after reading through them, I STILL don’t know what I am doing! Which means that I am beyond a Dummy and there should be a new book written called “Dummy Books for Dummies.”
Also, I did actually check the book called “Facebook and Twitter for Seniors for Dummies” out of the library.
The librarian stared at me for a bit, because I look so gorgeously young for forty six years old, until I finally had to ask her to just scan the book because my overactive bladder had soaked through my adult diaper and I needed to change it.
Needless to say, the woman’s face turned redder than a chili pepper and I would have taken a picture to post on Twitter or Facebook, but I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS! (thus the Dummy books, duh) But I managed to smile politely at her, take my books and walk out of the library the same way a baby wearing a poopy diaper might waddle away.
Jeez, I didn’t ask to be born a dummy, it just happens sometimes.